Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Overview
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
Production Companies
Additional Info
| Budget | $100,000.00 |
|---|---|
| Revenue | $0.00 |
| Original Language | en |
| Popularity | 7.24 |
Directed By
Lee Demarbre
TOP CAST
Phil Caracas
Jesus Christ
Murielle Varhelyi
Maxine Schreck
Maria Moulton
Mary Magnum
Tim Devries
Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll
Johnny Golgatha
Josh Grace
Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance
Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones
Father Alban
Mike Funk
Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron
Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas
Self
Jeff Moffet
Santos
Ivan Freud
Narrator
Erica Murton
Maggie
Alex Godin
Father Avellino
Shelly Pederson
Woman Blessed on the Beach
Thetis Bernard
Beach Vampire #1
Adel Croteau
Beach Vampire #2
Karen Friis
Dancing Angel #1
Marlene Friis
Dancing Angel #2
Guen Douglas
Dancing Angel #3
Sarah Levitin
Dancing Angel #4
Eva Colpaart
Dancing Angel #5
Ranita Raggo
The Straight Shooters Waitress
Christopher R. Bugg
Atheist #1
Ean Murphy
Atheist #2
Graham Collins
Allegro Clerk
Elinor Quesnel
Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1
Christine Demarbre
The Screaming Lesbian
Andy Smith
The Bishop
Marc Charron
The Cop
Jose Sanchez
The Transvestite
Sophie
Fifi the Dog
Jay Stone
God (voice)
Lyn Guerin
Photographer #2
Alana Ragbir
Photographer #3
Stu Hutchings
Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard
Rayna Farr-Dutchin
The Little Blind Girl
Harry Knuckles
Himself
Jenny Coutts
Virgin Mary
Nancy Riehle
Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2
Milo
The Deaf Lesbian Dog
Mark Cayer
Worshipper
Olga Chrzanowska
Worshipper
Eric Demarbre
Hockey Jersey Atheist
Miles Finlayson
Atheist
Stephanie Halin
Lesbian Vampire
Claudia Jurt
Misty Winters
Yves Macra
The limo driver
Jason McMaster
Atheist 1
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